PLAY: Valentine's Day Victory

If you're single, count yourself lucky. If you're partnered up, read on.

Valentine's Day has the potential to end up thornier than 2 dozen long stemmed roses. This is the same danger zone where 'yes means no' and 'no means yes' also reside.

Here are a couple of pointers to keep you on track and away from the doghouse.

1. If it matters to her, respect it. Even if you think it's ridiculous. No need to  'compromise your values' or feel you have to go overboard but a token gift to show you care will be highly rewarded. Make it practical or fun but it doesn't have to be love-themed. Aim for the unexpected. Even a cute posey of flowers or cooking dinner for starters.

2. Don't disguise laziness by trying to take the high road. Claims that it's over-commercialised and you refuse to be sucked in will fall flat if you're an everyday consumerist. No one likes the anti-capitalist-for-convenience.

3. No one likes red roses and babies' breath either. No one.

4. The same applies for the white fluffy teddy complete with 'I love you' satin heart. Unless she's Kath and Kim.

5. If you've been seeing each other for a month or two, go with a token gift or starter points from Point 1. 

6. Some girls don't like Valentine's Day. But most girls don't like to be the odd one out either. If all her friends are busily engaged in Valentine's Day activities this year, get on the front foot and organise something to do in advance. Doesn't have to be labelled 'for Valentine's Day'. As long as it labels you 'Brownie Points and bedroom-worthy'.

Brownie Points P.A memo: Buyer beware. If you're taking her for dinner, expect a price premium or the 'specially created  Valentine's Day menu'. Romance equals revenue for restaurants. They love the words 'wedding' and 'valentines' as much as your girl might.