I received the following text this week -
" Brownie Points P.A, I have a question. When are you finally allowed to 'drop your guts' in front of that special someone?"
Farting, flatulence or the 'quack' (as it's referred to by some of my workmates) might still be hilarious to you but less so for her.
After much discussion the general consensus was between 3 to 6 months at the earliest and dependent on how often you're seeing each other. But don't do it intentionally or think she'll find it as funny as your mates. Try and at least look a little bit sheepish or embarrassed. THEN you can piss yourself WITH her and she might even think you're cute.
In response to this, my reader had an even better suggestion.. "3 months AND you have to get her to reach orgasm first". Clearly, a smart Brownie Points seeker.
Brownie Points P.A memo: Show her heaven before you expose her to hell!
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